For the group chat that remembers. Graphic tees for the stories you still tell.

I Asked Myself T-Shirt

I Asked Myself T-Shirt

Regular price  Sale price  $32.00

I Asked Myself T-Shirt

Regular price  $42.00 Sale price  $32.00
In My Defense T-Shirt

In My Defense T-Shirt

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In My Defense T-Shirt

Regular price  $42.00 Sale price  $32.00
Baseball Gum T-Shirt

Baseball Gum T-Shirt

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Baseball Gum T-Shirt

Regular price  $42.00 Sale price  $32.00
Blowing Wishes T-Shirt

Blowing Wishes T-Shirt

Regular price  Sale price  $32.00

Blowing Wishes T-Shirt

Regular price  $42.00 Sale price  $32.00
I'm Not Old T-Shirt

I'm Not Old T-Shirt

Regular price  Sale price  $32.00

I'm Not Old T-Shirt

Regular price  $42.00 Sale price  $32.00
Miss Being Bored T-Shirt

Miss Being Bored T-Shirt

Regular price  Sale price  $32.00

Miss Being Bored T-Shirt

Regular price  $42.00 Sale price  $32.00
Past Due Late Fees T-Shirt

Past Due Late Fees T-Shirt

Regular price  Sale price  $32.00

Past Due Late Fees T-Shirt

Regular price  $42.00 Sale price  $32.00
Just Needles & Thread T-Shirt

Just Needles & Thread T-Shirt

Regular price  Sale price  $32.00

Just Needles & Thread T-Shirt

Regular price  $42.00 Sale price  $32.00
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FAQ's

Where are you located?

The Static Society is a US based company.

We print at facilities closest to you, North Carolina, Texas, and California for US orders.

International? We've got partners across Europe, Canada, Australia, and beyond. Your order gets routed to wherever makes sense, so it actually arrives while the design is still relevant, not in 6-12 weeks like the old days.

Do you ship internationally?

Of course we do. The analog struggle was global, people everywhere had to suffer through rewinding VHS tapes and waiting for photos to be developed.

We ship worldwide because nostalgia knows no borders. Shipping rates vary depending on where you survived your formative years, so check our shipping policy for the damage to your wallet specific to your location.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes! Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking email with a special number so you can follow your package's journey, right to your doorstep.

What materials are your products made of?

We use Bella + Canvas tees, 100% combed and ring-spun cotton at 4.2 oz. Substantial enough to exist, light enough to not feel like cardboard.

Pre-shrunk fabric means no surprise crop tops after washing. Side-seamed construction and shoulder-to-shoulder taping so these actually last, unlike half the stuff we wore back in the day.

Soft, durable, won't fall apart. Revolutionary, we know.

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