{"product_id":"tss-fashion-mag-t-shirt","title":"Fashion Mag T-Shirt","description":"Nostalgic graphic tees for the last generation raised analog. Celebrate surviving dial-up, VHS rewinding, and life before smartphones with premium quality shirts that honor the absurdity of growing up offline. For Gen X, Xennials, and Millennials who know that patience wasn't a virtue, it was mandatory. Premium cotton, classic fit, designed for those who were there.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Perfect Gift For:\u003c\/strong\u003e\nAnyone who remembers life before Wikipedia, understands why \"*69\" was revolutionary, or can explain a Dewey Decimal System to confused teenagers. Ideal for birthdays, reunions, or anyone who peaked during the answering machine era.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWear Your Analog Badge of Honor.\u003c\/strong\u003e\nBecause you were there. You remember. And honestly? You're built different because of it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Static Society: Raised Analog. Built Different.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"The Static Society","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":51644795617563,"sku":"7048429_9527","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":51644795650331,"sku":"7048429_4016","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":51644795683099,"sku":"7048429_4017","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":51644795715867,"sku":"7048429_4018","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":51644795748635,"sku":"7048429_4019","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":51644795781403,"sku":"7048429_4020","price":33.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":51644795814171,"sku":"7048429_5295","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":51644795846939,"sku":"7048429_5310","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":51644795879707,"sku":"7048429_12871","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ XS","offer_id":51644795912475,"sku":"7048429_9557","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ S","offer_id":51644795945243,"sku":"7048429_4166","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ M","offer_id":51644795978011,"sku":"7048429_4167","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ L","offer_id":51644796010779,"sku":"7048429_4168","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ XL","offer_id":51644796043547,"sku":"7048429_4169","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 2XL","offer_id":51644796076315,"sku":"7048429_4170","price":33.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 3XL","offer_id":51644796109083,"sku":"7048429_21456","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Team Purple \/ 4XL","offer_id":51644796141851,"sku":"7048429_21457","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XS","offer_id":51644796174619,"sku":"7048429_9546","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":51644796207387,"sku":"7048429_4111","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":51644796240155,"sku":"7048429_4112","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":51644796272923,"sku":"7048429_4113","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":51644796305691,"sku":"7048429_4114","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":51644796338459,"sku":"7048429_4115","price":33.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":51644796371227,"sku":"7048429_12874","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":51644796403995,"sku":"7048429_12875","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 5XL","offer_id":51644796436763,"sku":"7048429_12873","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cardinal \/ XS","offer_id":51644796469531,"sku":"7048429_9536","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cardinal \/ S","offer_id":51644796502299,"sku":"7048429_4061","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cardinal \/ M","offer_id":51644796535067,"sku":"7048429_4062","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cardinal \/ L","offer_id":51644796567835,"sku":"7048429_4063","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cardinal \/ XL","offer_id":51644796600603,"sku":"7048429_4064","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cardinal \/ 2XL","offer_id":51644796633371,"sku":"7048429_4065","price":33.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brown \/ S","offer_id":51644796666139,"sku":"7048429_4046","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brown \/ M","offer_id":51644796698907,"sku":"7048429_4047","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brown \/ L","offer_id":51644796731675,"sku":"7048429_4048","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brown \/ XL","offer_id":51644796764443,"sku":"7048429_4049","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brown \/ 2XL","offer_id":51644796797211,"sku":"7048429_4050","price":33.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ XS","offer_id":51644796829979,"sku":"7048429_9552","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ S","offer_id":51644796862747,"sku":"7048429_4141","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ M","offer_id":51644796895515,"sku":"7048429_4142","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ L","offer_id":51644796928283,"sku":"7048429_4143","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ XL","offer_id":51644796961051,"sku":"7048429_4144","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":51644796993819,"sku":"7048429_4145","price":33.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":51644797026587,"sku":"7048429_5304","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 4XL","offer_id":51644797059355,"sku":"7048429_5319","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 5XL","offer_id":51644797092123,"sku":"7048429_12877","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ S","offer_id":51644797124891,"sku":"7048429_4171","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ M","offer_id":51644797157659,"sku":"7048429_4172","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ L","offer_id":51644797190427,"sku":"7048429_4173","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ XL","offer_id":51644797223195,"sku":"7048429_4174","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":51644797255963,"sku":"7048429_4175","price":33.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":51644797288731,"sku":"7048429_5307","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 4XL","offer_id":51644797321499,"sku":"7048429_5322","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Olive \/ S","offer_id":51644797354267,"sku":"7048429_4121","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Olive \/ M","offer_id":51644797387035,"sku":"7048429_4122","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Olive \/ L","offer_id":51644797419803,"sku":"7048429_4123","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Olive \/ XL","offer_id":51644797452571,"sku":"7048429_4124","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Olive \/ 2XL","offer_id":51644797485339,"sku":"7048429_4125","price":33.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Olive \/ 3XL","offer_id":51644797518107,"sku":"7048429_16340","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Olive \/ 4XL","offer_id":51644797550875,"sku":"7048429_16341","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly \/ XS","offer_id":51644797583643,"sku":"7048429_9541","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly \/ S","offer_id":51644797616411,"sku":"7048429_4086","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly \/ M","offer_id":51644797649179,"sku":"7048429_4087","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly \/ L","offer_id":51644797681947,"sku":"7048429_4088","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly \/ XL","offer_id":51644797714715,"sku":"7048429_4089","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly \/ 2XL","offer_id":51644797747483,"sku":"7048429_4090","price":33.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly \/ 3XL","offer_id":51644797780251,"sku":"7048429_5300","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly \/ 4XL","offer_id":51644797813019,"sku":"7048429_5315","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ S","offer_id":51644797845787,"sku":"7048429_4026","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ M","offer_id":51644797878555,"sku":"7048429_4027","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ L","offer_id":51644797911323,"sku":"7048429_4028","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ XL","offer_id":51644797944091,"sku":"7048429_4029","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ 2XL","offer_id":51644797976859,"sku":"7048429_4030","price":33.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ 3XL","offer_id":51644798009627,"sku":"7048429_8447","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ 4XL","offer_id":51644798042395,"sku":"7048429_8448","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0998\/4147\/4843\/files\/TSSMockup4_14_6258267d-f070-4359-8418-080082f08dcb.jpg?v=1774389474","url":"https:\/\/dialupkids.com\/products\/tss-fashion-mag-t-shirt","provider":"The Static Society","version":"1.0","type":"link"}